#hhhhhmmmmmmmm no

[fishymom-art]

mmmmmm i scheduled the billford animatic for 8pm CET.... but should i post it earlier hmmmmm

[eras-bygone]

dude, stop sending ivan pickup lines to use on me. i don’t need my sibling helping my junior flirt with me.

hmmmmmm... HHHHHMMMMMMMM.... nah it's too funny to not give him pickup lines :p i mean look at them. look at them!! they're glorious!!

[inkluvs]

strawberry wine — hhhhhmmmmmmmm academic rivals with regulus black 🤔🤔

𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬, 𝐦𝐢𝐝 𝐣𝐮𝐥𝐲

[luceirosdegolados]

I have to hold out hope that adds for new shaving products are giving people epiphanies about shaving.

Like "wow! shaving is inconvenient, painful and a waste of time!" and instead of "buy this new product!" someone will go HhhHhmmmmmMmm

[khuantru]

I was told the way I eat ramen was an abomination because I like to throw a good amount of black grounded peppers and hot sauce.

hhhhhmmmmmmmm 🍜🍜

[isuggestwishcraft]

I have no idea why it hadn't been done yet (because I haven't seen any indication that it was created), so it's my time to shine

Accurate Fnaf sb, or, as I named it, Glitch Breach Au

Basically, It's fnaf. Really just fnaf sb without a change exept tiny little detail

It's Accurate™ duh

Which means that every bug, every glitch and inconvenience, exists

Which it turn means that Gregory had fallen through the floor and been catapulted into space via hitbox glitch at least once

Maybe twice

It really can go both silly and angst ways

The difference between those is How Gregory Dies, because that changes literally everything

For crack it's just like in game: s/o kind of picks up Gregory like an angry cat, swings him a little and goes for a bite- and then he just opens his eyes near last save point

Nice and easy, no pain at all

Angst is... Obviously not like that

Greg feels every bite and scratch on him like a permanent reminder that it Happened. Plus, he gets scars

Many, MANY scars, that mostly hide under his hair (coz animatronics bite his head) and clothes

Even just regular restarts when you can't easily get back to map (que falling under it) are painfully, because Gregory needs to die to respawn, so... Yeah......

Freddy is concerned for the same, but completely different reasons in both versions of this au

"Gregory, I understand that you lived on the streets (because greg obviously told him abt this) and learned many skills in order to survive, but I do not believe that 'riding security bots like go-carts' should be one of them"

The child gets more and more ferral with each respawn

In crack version because of The Great Annoyance, in angst, too, because of The Great Annoyance, but like, angry

(The Great Annoyance in question is William Afton obviously)

For the first, Gregory just like any other player gets tired of maneuvering between bots and wants everything to Stop, so he uncovered the secret, annihilated the bunny pair and burned pizza plex to crisps as per the precepts of Afton family <3

Angst Gregory gets angrier the more truth revile itself, because. "This man is responsible for my eternal suffering? THIS motherfucker, this CORPSE is what KEEPING ME HERE- NO FREDDY LET ME GO I'M GOING TO KILL HIM FOR REAL-"

Also, because I'm a god and can do what I want, both Gregory's find a completely new baseball bat that one of the guests forgot

It also becomes a lethal weapon in seconds

Freddy becomes even more Concerned

Both children can and will clip thought walls if it takes less time than sticking with a normal human path

They also were witnesses and participants to some pretty stupid shit which includes: chika zooming past them not stopping until she hit a wall, security bots getting stuck into the same box 50 times in a row, teleportation but that wasn't that surprising, some of the main 4 glitching enough that their model pose becomes default, loading midsentence, catapulting across the building because walking is for loosers (sometimes literally) and many more

Map is even more useless, but the Map Bot gets scarier each time and none of Gregory's can predict where and when he will appear

With the fact that they both now ins and outs of every corner of this damn place, it's saying something

I suddenly started talking about these children as two separate people so I guess it's two aus now???

Eh, whatever

Angst Gregory knows self-defence against robots as a survival mechanism, crack Gregory lerned it for shits and giggles

Sun/Moon transition at first happens, then it doesn't happen, then it happens again and it's like that until Gregory is banned from daycare. Angst Gregory does not fucking comes back at all

The other one is just unhinged and no barrier can stop him

Vanessa gets killed one (1) time

As a treat

It's a Glammike au

No, I will not elaborate further

Maybe I'm going to add to this later but that's it for now

[dragon-creates]

Ok moot. Lemme mix this hyperfixation with another.

Imagine, the gang manages to get the syrup from him, but Gummi goo holds Pomni hostage until he gets it back.

Like a certain green plumber and koopa king hhhhhmmmmmmmm👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

(Cough cough they fall in love Bowuigi style cough cough)

I wonder....how would Pomni and Gummigoo dynamic be if Gummi's reality wasn't shattered....hmmm...wonder what they're ship would be like with this difference

[maroooonsun]

never recovering from "you can't win em all, who knows how much longer I'll lay on the floor, touch me till I vomit, I'm not scared of god I'm scared he was gone all alone"

[communistkenobi-archive]

wait this means there is a chance that obi-wan has held baby yoda. I need to go think about this

[void-enthusiasts]

90% of the people i have gender envy for are people i would be absolutely terrified to approach in public

[evilevilevilnotevilevilagain]

hhhhhmmmmmmmm maybe ALL versions of mal r in need of a lil revision...

Hmm wondering what if I made consequence pascal still need crutches too...

[typheus]

almost 1/4th done,,,,,,,,,,

[trashfoundation]

i checked out the harmony cult’s new blog, and ♡ types in red text...

[1shimaru]

i wanna make a rottmnt oc please but idk what to make

[the8thsphynx]

DEV THIS IS THE WRONG YAKU THAT YOU PUT IN THE GAME.

WHERE THE FUCK’S MY MAN, DEV??? WHERE?????

[tofuqueen]

@npqn

I hope you all had a nice Valentine’s Day ~ <3